1. I got to see one of my best friends from Ohio get married to a beautiful bride.
2. I also had the pleasure of spending time with my family and two very energetic doggies.
3. After a week of barely getting to read more than a paragraph at a time, I managed to catch up during my flights.
It's really no wonder weddings are featured in so many movies. The people you know who are involved in them are cast in such a dramatically different light. They're so... vulnerable. So exposed to hordes of people at one of the most life-altering moments of their lives. I'd almost forgotten how touching the whole adventure is.
Anyway, the food hath arriveth. I'll be sure to write more this week. Cheers all!
I really wish Twilight didn't exist.
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
An interesting thought-experiment:
ReplyDeleteThe characters of Twilight... on the Battle Royale island.
Vampires? Werewolves? Melee weapons? Everyone for himself/herself? Sounds like an awesome animated Mad TV or SNL skit in the making!
I think it would be so awesome to rewrite the whole saga.
ReplyDeleteHave Bella drive a fucking house "for sale" sign through Edward's cold, vampire heart, before systematically exterminating his whole family within the house.
Then, she takes a sample of One of the Other Gay Vampires blood and injects herself before finishing him off, turning herself into an unstoppable werewolf-neck-snapping machine.